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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Give a man a poisoned fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life"

"What do you say to a handicapped dog? Down Syndrome, down!"

"an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??"

"What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !"

"This guy at the bar wouldn't shut up about how Zombies ""could be real"" So I killed him... If he comes back...He wins the argument"

"The best way to avoid awkward moments with homeless people is to ask them for money before they ask you."

"What's a Frenchman's favourite social media button? Retweet."

"awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far"

"How long does 8 sleep for? Forever."

"A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already."