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Joke of the Day
"If I put on a latex glove and snap it, that's just me flirting"
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"What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender? a handshake"
"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks. Dad loved her, but mum said she could've done with another hour on a low heat."
"Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it."
"Why couldn't the NSA go outside? They were Snowden."
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