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Joke of the Day

"My son asked me where babies come from. He so silly, babies are too young to come."

"Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do... lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea."

"What did Tennessee? ...the same thing Arkansas"

"Has anyone tried watering old people? Maybe they just need to be watered."

"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"

"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"

"Me: Two fingers here. Son: OK. M: One in the other hole. S: Got it. M: Relax your wrist. Wife: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HIM? M: Bowling. Chill."

"I spent a long time hitting on a lesbian girl... ...until she said: ""Okay, I'm gonna be straight with you."""

"An honest driving school would name itself How to Drive When Cops Are Around School."

"How do polish people show gratitude? They say thansk."