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Joke of the Day

"What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie."

"A Red Indian introduced me to his wife... ""This is four horses....."" I said, Wow, that's a beautiful name, What does it mean....?"" He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!"

"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."

"What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease? Ma'lady"

"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"

"What do authors do when they are being chased? They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!"

"Somebody told me I'm horrible with names."

"My friend said I didn't understand irony... Which is ironic because we were standing in a bus stop at the time."

"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song."

"confucius say when you take old hooker to all you can eat seafood you walk away with a big bag of crabs"