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Joke of the Day

"What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn? Your grandparents."

"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."

"you know how when geese migrate in a v shape, sometimes one side of the v is longer - Do you know why? more geese"

"Whats the difference between a cricket ball and an Aboriginals pussy? You can eat a cricket ball"

"Two Snowmen are standing in a field. One snowman turns to the other snowman and says, ""Does it smell like carrots to you?"""

"Today's average 5 yr old can't tie his own shoes & probably still shits his pants, but he'll solve your wireless network problem."

"So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied ""Periodically"""

"How is an NBA photographer like a Trump supporter? They both want to shoot black people."

"It's like my pet hippo doesn't even realise it's my pet. DOCTOR: Please be quiet while I stitch up your face."

"Me and UFOS have something in common! Neither of us look good on camera."