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Joke of the Day
"An Englishman walks into a pole... He tells him, ""Get the fuck out of my country"""
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"What would you rather bea or wasp?"
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"Just another Saturday night at home alternating between sweet and salty snacks until I disgust myself enough to go to bed."
"My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed"
"I'm tired of people calling America the dumbest country in the world Quite frankly, I think Europe is!"
"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"
"What do you call 6.9? Yet another great time interrupted by a period."
"What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror."
"What does a two-headed cat say?? Weow!"