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"""Would you like to import all of your phonebook contacts to your Twitter account...?"" hahahaha yeah, that'll go well"

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"Chameleon wife: ""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" Chameleon husband: ""What dress? Where are you?"""
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman - What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs."
"*bursts into English convention* GRAB ALL THE STUFF YOU CAME WITH THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE *crickets* Christ. THE STUFF WITH WHICH YOU CAME"
"What do you call a dizzy Asian? Disoriented."
"I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning. That's 7 years in a row now."
"What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees? Mathematicians don't struggle with integration."
"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
"Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun."
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