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"You'd think old people would drive faster with the whole death thing creeping up on them and all."
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute."
"When women reach a certain age they start accumulating cats This is known as many paws"
"Crappiest Town In The UK I am not British because I was born in Slough :( :l :)"
"My family and I went to visit this new zoo that opened up recently but they only had a single canine there It was a shih tzu"
"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape"
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an es'e"
"I was given a recipe book for roadkill recently I collected some roadkill and followed the recipe. It tasted good but I have no idea what to do with his bike."