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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman - What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs."

"Batman's an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade"

"You'd be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!"

"I went for an interview at a black smiths.. The black smith asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off"""

"SEXY POTATO: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here, and over here, and down here, and around here and"

"First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air."

"Jokes about abusive parents... ...just hit too close to home."

"What is Tumblr's least favourite show? NCIS"

"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""

"What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around? A Burrithoe"