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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dizzy Asian? Disoriented."
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"Did you know? Did you know that babies, fresh from the womb, can see all around them for 10 seconds.....after they're decapitated"
"best joke ever! The Dallas Cowboys."
"Apparently, it's frowned upon to walk up to two police officers and ask ""what are you douchebags up to?"""
"Don't mean to brag but I can turn a pair of fat pants into skinny jeans in like 3.5 months"
"God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese."
"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."
"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""
"What do you call a Woman who can balance 3 pints of Lager on her head? Beatrix"
"A sign in the Zoo: Please, do no throw bananas in the dolphins' pool! 1. The dolphins do not eat bananas. 2. By now 3 monkeys have drowned. Thanks for understanding."