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Joke of the Day
"I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning. That's 7 years in a row now."
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"Stepped on an action figure in the shower and simultaneously invented six new cuss words in four different languages."
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!"
"Last night a police officer knocked on my door and said ""Sir, it looks like your mother in law has been hit by a bus"" I replied "" I know, but she has a great personality."""
"What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding? Nothing, he already said it twice."
"If you lose your hearing,... is it ear replaceable?"
"I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne."
"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"
"A snake walked into a bar... ...and everybody freaked out!"
"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""