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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees? Mathematicians don't struggle with integration."

"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years."

"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"

"How does Donald Trump rile up his constituency at a rally? ""Wall Mart workers of the world, unite!!"""

"Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !"

"I was going to yell ""Surprise!"" but missed the opportunity, now I'm stuck standing behind a curtain wondering when this becomes stalking."

"How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case..."

"Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always."

"[mall] Me: That guy looks SO familiar! Wife: ... M: Maybe an actor? Musician? W: ... M: I'll get an autograph! W: He's our mailman, moron."

"Math is like another language 2n+2n is 4n to me"