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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"

"How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man."

"Dogs are terrible hosts They get angry if you try to use their bathroom."

"Did I miss the Limerick fad? There once was a fellow from Kent, Whose cock was so long that it bent. To save him some trouble, He'd put it in double. And instead of coming, he went."

"How dare you accept my apology, I wasn't really apologizing, that was a trick to get you to say that nothing was my fault"

"Just downloaded the Lana Del Rey emoticon pack: Sad :| Happy :| Scared :| Excited :| Surprised :| Giving birth ;|"

"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."

"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Sine language!"

"Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water? Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat"

"Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other."