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Joke of the Day
"What did the dead person say the skeleton... ""You're a numbskull."""
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"My wife just told me to go to hell, anyone else need anything from Walmart?"
"What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)"
"What is Italian-American foreplay? ""Hey! Wake up and roll over!"""
"Mondays are made for booze & antidepressants...ah hell, I'll just skip to the booze."
"What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy? ""Oh god, a caucus!"" ^^^cuz ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^new ^^^england ^^^accent"
"The iPhone SE just came out Finally a phone that Donald Trump can use."
"Hitler killed himself for only for one reason He saw his gas bills Also, He said Pass the juice, not Gas the Jews. *not meaning to be rude to anyone who is a jew as this is a joke*"
"One for the scientists of Reddit: What does a posh duck say? Quark."
"Great Russian Joke What's the difference between a shark and Vladimir Putin? The shark kills to eat, while Putin kills to ""AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"" ""Thump"" ...silence..."