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Joke of the Day
"What is Italian-American foreplay? ""Hey! Wake up and roll over!"""
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"Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour? They're in Greenwich Mean Time."
"Customer asked where I lived so I thought the most accurate response was ""the internet."""
"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"
"Why don't Mexicans have BBQs? Because the beans keep falling through the grill."
"the man who killed hitler ...sacrificed his life to do it but people still hate him."
"The navigator of the Titanic dashed to the Captain's deck. Navigator: ""Sir, if we keep heading that way we will hit the iceberg! We have to change course now!!"" Captain: ""but it's unsinkable."""
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."
"Have I been shadow banned? Nevermind, turns out my comments just suck."
"what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird"