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Joke of the Day

"Hitler killed himself for only for one reason He saw his gas bills Also, He said Pass the juice, not Gas the Jews. *not meaning to be rude to anyone who is a jew as this is a joke*"

"What kind of computer can sing? A Dell."

"saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side"

"A pedophile chicken has sex with an egg... Obviously the chicken came first."

"Why is leather armour the best for sneaking? Because it's literally made of hide. *Ba Dum Tsss"

"How do you stop a dog from barking in July? Shoot him in June."

"How do you know your man is cheating? When he drives by her place the wifi connects"

"Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas."

"Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead"

"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic man? He lies awake all night wondering if there's a Dog."