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Joke of the Day
"Why do ducks nod their head when they walk? They're listening to duckstep!"
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"Women's logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag."
"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
"I hope Death is a woman That way, it will never come for me"
"Therapy Me: she never tells me anything Her: He doesn't listen Me: that's bs gimme an example Her: I'm 8 months pregnant Me: WHOA"
"The boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.... He serves up a great burger and fries."
"What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you."
"Imagine This... Smeagol ( Lord of the Rings ) replaces in Tryion ( Game Of Thrones ) For Game Of Thrones"
"Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn"
"A blind prostitute is giving a guy a handjob... ...And she says ""Wow this is the biggest dick I've ever been with!"" And the guy goes ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg."""