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Joke of the Day

"I found out I was can't wear latex condoms They give me an allergic erection"

"Well ladies valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again."

"I told a woman she'd drawn her fake eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."

"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"

"Two penguins are chilling in Antarctica. One turns to the other and says, ""Yo, it's really fucking cold."" The other quickly looks at the penguin and exclaims, ""Oh my god! You can talk!"""

"Why was 10 scared? ... because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)"

"I opened a cheese shop in Israel today Called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth"""

"As a kid, I used to think $5,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money."

"My married life is awesome. I cook for my wife and she does my laundry. We are maid for each other."

"Over the weekend, the new ""Godzilla"" movie came out. I don't know how Godzilla doesn't hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece."