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Joke of the Day

"Imagine This... Smeagol ( Lord of the Rings ) replaces in Tryion ( Game Of Thrones ) For Game Of Thrones"

"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."

"I used to steal jokes I still do, but I used to too"

"How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ? With a dustpan.."

"My girlfriend says her doctor said no sex for 2 weeks ..ahh oh k but what your dentist say..!"

"What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches? A high medium low"

"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"[I time travel to 1998] Guy: This is the first showing of Mulan, how does that dude in the front row already know the words to all the songs"

"This one time, I cried, when my dad chopped up Onions. I loved Onions, she was such a nice, sweet, little puppy"

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."