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Joke of the Day
"What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you."
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"me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins"
"Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party? Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys."
"if you haven't been called a racist on the internet you haven't been using the internet"
"If you play the ""Strawberry Fields Forever"" record backwards, you can quietly hear your roommate saying, ""Get a job, Megan."""
"My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not."
"Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold! My contribution: ""Auschwitz"" air freshener."
"Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too"
"My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat..."
"The poorest man can be rich if he gets a bunch of money."