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Joke of the Day

"Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn"

"I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge There is turkey But it's covered in Greece There's Norway I can eat that. Edit:spelling"

"*throws goods on conveyor belt* Cashier: is that all sir? Me:""Nope. You got change for a trophy?"""

"My fat friend, who always says I'm cheating when I roll so much as a 16, just rolled a perfect 20. Ugh, I fucking hate hippo-crits."

"DO NOT OPEN.PLEASE. I like you, you little rebel."

"How do you make an internet addict wait? I'll tell you later."

"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."

"I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage"

"Okay, let's hear everyone's favorite ""Yo Mama"" jokes! Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on!"

"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."