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Joke of the Day

"Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn"

"Suggested movie theater prices: Adults - $9.00, Under 12 - $ 6.00, Under 3 - $249.00"

"First blowjob Guy: I got my first blowjob today. Friend: Was she good? Guy: She sucks."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass."

"[pet store] Um hi can I have 4 turtles & 1 rat Clerk: hah trying to make ur own ninja turtles dude Me:*hiding miniature sai and katana* n no"

"What is the nastiest bun of them all A *cinna*bun"

"What do you do with a scientist after he dies? Barium"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."

"""Johnny the sky is the limit."" Thus, Johnny's dreams of becoming an astronaut were ruined."