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Joke of the Day

"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"

"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."

"Kill the time Teacher - How did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or Internet? Smart student - i've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters..."

"I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket."

"The big news story tonight is about the balls being too small . . . At the state of the Union address!"

"Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well you've got it again!"

"What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder"

"On my birthday my wife suggested I have a threesome... My wife suggested for my birthday I have a threesome. I replied ""Do I get to pick both girls?"" And then the fight started..."

"In life, sometimes it's not good to be very specific. For instance, it's okay to say ""I love kids"" but it's frowned upon to say ""I love 12 year olds."""

"I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early."