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Joke of the Day
"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
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"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
"My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more"
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a whore? A rooster says cock-a-doodle-do and a whore says any-cock'll-do"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken!"
"You don't know what you have until it's gone.... For example, toilet paper"
"If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!"
"Well, I've got to hand it to you. -Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race."
"My New Years resolution would have been to stop procrastinating so much Except I never got around to writing that one down..."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Until they kicked me out of the library"