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Joke of the Day

"Women's logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag."

"Have you heard about the internet couple that broke up? They just didn't click together anymore."

"I'm starting to think my neighbor is a drug dealer... for one, he has like 10 cellphones... and secondly, he sells me drugs like everyday."

"""Every time I go out, the paparazzi wants to make an oil painting of me. So annoying."" - 1700s celebrity"

"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"

"My son laughed at a ceiling fan for 45 minutes in case any studio execs are wondering how to reach his demographic."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday I still love Easter, Baby."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in you ass."

"Guys, police jokes aren't funny. So give it arrest. (I'm so sorry)"

"I like to think the automatic soap dispenser is just really happy to see me."