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Joke of the Day

"A blind prostitute is giving a guy a handjob... ...And she says ""Wow this is the biggest dick I've ever been with!"" And the guy goes ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg."""

"Finally, I win 1st place in something! A guy recently rated me as a solid 1 in the attractiveness scale. I've never won anything in my life!"

"What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw."

"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"

"Your Gay? I thought about being gay. But eons and eons of time made me into a tit loving. Vagina eating monster i just cant stop."

"I'm in a band called ""Stuck In The Fucking Departure Lounge!"" Check us out!"

"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."

"If Donald Trump was a communist, instead of saying ""Grab her by the pussy"" he would have said ""Seize the means of reproduction."""

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all of the cotton is picked."

"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."