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Joke of the Day

"Something is bugging me... Something is bugging me. I keep thinking about my four year old daughter's vagina and I can't put my finger on it."

"Conversation with my Dad. Me: ""The teacher was talking about strangling a student today!"" Dad:""She was probably just choking."""

"What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh."

"Yo momma so fat... yo momma so fat, I crashed into her for 15 minutes"

"How are 4chan and Tumblr alike? They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting"

"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."

"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"

"When you write lyrics as bad as ""I got soul but I'm not a soldier"" it's important to repeat it exactly 10 times in a row so nobody misses it"

"My friends and I are working on this mixed drink idea It's pretty simple just 2 parts water and 1 part ketamine. We call it the Cosbypolitan."

"Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache? Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places."