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Joke of the Day

"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."

"Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good."

"What type of writing is the most profitable? A ransom note."

"Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from ""The Sleeping Disease"""

"I hate people who knock on my door and tell me that I need to be saved or I'm going to burn. Stupid firemen."

"I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can't even count."

"Did you hear about the abstinent lenses? They never came in contact."

"Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?"

"Blind people should not skydive. It scares the crap out of their dogs."

"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""