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Joke of the Day

"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver andgold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"look son... rome wasnt built in Ade!! rome was built in I-TA-LY. do u even kno where Ade is?! A-FRI-CA. AFRICA. how r u goimg to pass school"

"Why does my van have windows? I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance."

"My mum tells me that she turns the internet off when she goes to bed, incase you're wondering why your screen just went blank."

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"

"How do you confuse a jew? Put him in a circular room and tell him there's a quarter in the corner"

"*Meeting GF parents* What are your intentions with our daughter? Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But then I turned myself around"

"What do ducks smoke? Quack."