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Joke of the Day

"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."

"The cops raided our house and set off my epilepsy... Talk about a search and seizure"

"Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!"

"I created a new joke and a new word today Plagiarism"

"I heard a joke about the swiss the other day But the punch line was too cheesy to repeat."

"Damn girl, you give people cancer. Because you're shining like the sun."

"You've heard of Memes... ..But now there's YouYou's"

"Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid. So I wear glasses that say ""Yesterday"" because it makes me wise beyond my years."

"I liked you better before we met."