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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache? Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places."

"My hot dislexic co-worker said she had an important massage to give me in her office... When I got there, she told me it can wait until I put on some clothes."

"What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin"

"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"

"What is the difference between Santa and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney."

"The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion."

"Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head."

"I like my coffee like I like my butt hole... Without a penis in it."

"""Flight 1234 are you ready to copy holding instructions?"" ""Center make that request on the next frequency...."""

"What do you call a woman who thinks she has the best rack in the world? [oc] Boobcocky"