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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache? Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places."

"What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good? Well its a little Chewy"

"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"

"I like my women like I like my scotch Aged thirteen years in an oak barrel."

"The woman who will be on the $10 bill has been announced and it's. . . Caitlyn Jenner-Hamilton"

"When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age."

"Boobs What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people will think we're nuts!"

"You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken."

"Don't feel like going to the gym? Go to all your ex's facebook pages and see who they're dating now. Then go to the gym."

"My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old. A pretty impressive feat, especially for someone who was homeschooled."