32921
Joke of the Day
"I stuck my finger in an outlet today It really hertz"
Next Joke
"Ah, water. Giver of life. Destroyer of witches. Improver of tee shirt contests."
"Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings? De Beers"
"My friend said he's moving Saturday... I would have offered to help, but where would we move it to- Sunday?"
"Why are there gay aliens on mars? Because curiosity got the best of them."
"Cheese and schizophrenia -Which cheese is schizophrenic? -Halloumi"
"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"
"turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven"
"Witty title to catch your attention Hilarious original joke that will have you laughing for days"
"One nice thing about your 30s is people talk less about figuring themselves out and more about where the best sandwiches are."