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Joke of the Day
"Ah, water. Giver of life. Destroyer of witches. Improver of tee shirt contests."
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"Two roommates were arguing... About who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started getting heated."
"My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliche... I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?"
"How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year? She hasn't even been a women for a year yet."
"Canadians pack your bags We have another immigration crisis"
"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"
"They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song"
"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws YOU!"
"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?"