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Joke of the Day
"Why are there gay aliens on mars? Because curiosity got the best of them."
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"Why did the gay necropheliac stop by the morgue on his way home? He wanted to suck down a few cold ones after work."
"What happens to a drunk vampire? They get a fangover."
"Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had 2 cars."
"So I beat a Russian Grand Master once. With his own cane."