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Joke of the Day

"One nice thing about your 30s is people talk less about figuring themselves out and more about where the best sandwiches are."

"Finish this Joke: ""so this drunk chief walks into a village...."""

"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."

"My drinking team has a bowling problem."

"My most pretentious joke. Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

"I heard frogs love to go on Reddit, they talk about it all the time... I always hear them saying ""Reddit...reddit..."""

"Bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers."" A time traveler walks into a bar..."

"""Always leave them wanting more"" is my new mantra when paying bills..."

"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."