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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he's moving Saturday... I would have offered to help, but where would we move it to- Sunday?"

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"What do you call it when a pickle masturbates? Gherkin off"
"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."
"I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. ...and being wrong is for women!"
"Women are like snowflakes: they can't drive"
"Hey girl, are you an overdue library book? Cuz I'm gonna stuff you in the back of my car then forget about you"
"Date: ""So, what do you want to be?"" Me: ""Impressed."""
"Do me a faver? Look at any object near you k now imagen its a diferent thing how was youre experience? i imagened pencil is baseball"
"Why are there no stray dogs in China? Have you heard of stray chickens?"
"What do dyslexic zombies want to eat? Brians"