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Joke of the Day
"Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings? De Beers"
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"What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass."
"Did you hear what what Dr Dre is calling his new social media platform? Beats me."
"Bernie Sanders"
"Q: Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? A: So he could shoot his mouth off."
"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"
"Priest: Dying people are drawn toward a bright light. Do you know what that proves? Me: Dying people are moths?"
"I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
"If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be."
"Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS"