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Joke of the Day

"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"My parents took away my mood ring . . . . . . I don't know how I feel about it."

"What do you say when your lesbian daughter brings home her girlfriend? ""Are you going to be staying for dinner or eating out?"""

"I was at a restaurant and didn't have any money left after paying for my meal. So I tipped the waitress my fedora."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road To render the other side"

"When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak."

"Do you know what the strongest thing in the world is? Exlax, it's a laxative and knocked the shit out of super man"

"[on a date] ""I usually don't do this but.."" *runs out on date so she has to pay*"