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Joke of the Day

"What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B."

"Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."

"An Irishman is driving to the airport While driving, he sees a sign that says ""Airport left"". So he turns around and goes home"

"Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head."

"What do fish think about air? It's UN-B-REATHABLE!"

"Solipsism Everything I know about solipsism without looking it up is all there is to know about solipsism."

"You haven't mastered the Art of Twitter, until you can subtweet yourself, while everyone else thinks it's about them"

"My therapist says I'm paranoid. He didn't *actually* say that I but I know he was thinking it."