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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"

"So an Olympian walks into a bar... and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed."

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... ...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident."

"Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants? because they serve Poutine."

"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."

"My dick is like the movie Birth of a Nation its long, epic and black people dont like it."

"Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long? I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier."

"If I'm guilty of anything it's only of loving too much, insider trading, public indecency, treason, arson, jaywalking, piracy & cannibalism."

"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"

"Trump must be Hitler... ...because he sure is killin the pol(l)s right now!"