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Joke of the Day
"What do fish think about air? It's UN-B-REATHABLE!"
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"May the Fourth. Today is my birthday. The fourth hath always been with me. Even if I have a lithp."
"What's the paradox of 'lingerie'? Done right, it doesn't linger."
"Petition to get Bruno Mars to change his middle name to ""there's water on"""
"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza A pizza can feed a family of four"
"Why do men like BMWs? Because they can spell it. LOL LOL"
"How do we know that deer are stupid... ...and not just *really* suicidal?"
"Hey baby..are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids in you"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles"
"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."