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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."

"Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."

"If chick-fil-a ever merged with five guys, what would they could call themselves? five-guys-fil-a-chick"

"Didn't Pull Out 3 year ago I dont Always wake up at 4 AM on Saturday....!!!!!!!!! But When i Do....it because i forgot to pull out on time 3 years ago"

"""If a Groundhog emerges from this hole wearing too much eye shadow, its grounded for 6 weeks for being a whore""--Groundhog dad"

"Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes SIR!"

"Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... http://instantrimshot.com/"

"Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!"

"Ever listen to the radio station WPMS? 3 weeks of the blues, one week of rag-time"