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Joke of the Day

"Solipsism Everything I know about solipsism without looking it up is all there is to know about solipsism."

"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"

"I'm not saying your mom's a whore... But if she were a video game she'd be rated E for everyone."

"What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire? ""Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"""

"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway? Because he was snowed in."

"My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it."

"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"

"College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night. Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man."

"A punchline my Japanese girlfriend came up with: What's black, white, and red all over? A Black Santa Claus!!!"

"Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because someone once told him to ""Get-a-long-little-doggie"""