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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!"

"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? so it wont get its nuts wet"

"Why shouldn't you buy a Unionmade watch? For every day it's working, it will break twice, yet still skips ahead half an hour while you're eating lunch."

"There were two guys fishing... Suddenly a hedgehog passes by and asks them: -""Hey guys do you have any glue""? They answer no and he leaves. Ten minutes later he comes back. -""I brought some"""

"What did the dog say to the tree... You've got a lot of bark, but no bite.."

"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""

"Did you hear those loud tennis players last night? They were causing quite the racket."

"Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me."

"I got a really good knock knock joke. OK, you start."

"If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me :("