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Joke of the Day
"Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me."
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"I just got into an argument with Mrs. Fields She was one tough cookie"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."
"Why can't a Mac sing? Because it's not Adele"
"Clerk: Why do you need 200 condoms? Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals"
"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"If a proctologist works part time at KFC.... Is it still finger licking good?"
"He's making his list. He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out how many Jews will suffice. Oskar Schindler's coming to town."
"There's a new movement against cutting in line. Now that's a movement I can get behind!"
"Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? He couldn't budge-it!"