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Joke of the Day
"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? so it wont get its nuts wet"
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"I grew up Catholic... and one of the things I hated was going to church, with the constant standing up, sitting down and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells."
"Friends don't let friends make Harlem Shake' videos..."
"Pigs What is s pig's least favorite game"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !"
"Joe Jackson is the first father in history to successfully beat the black out of his son. http://i.imgur.com/AbZiowN.jpg"
"What kinda truck does Paulie Shore drive? A DiiieEEeESsssleeeeee"
"What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal? A polar bear"