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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you buy a Unionmade watch? For every day it's working, it will break twice, yet still skips ahead half an hour while you're eating lunch."

"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."

"As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech... From the father of the bride and groom."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six-offender! Edit; not my joke!"

"I have a bumper sticker that says COP KISSER explicitly to make it awkward when a police officer asks if I know why they pulled me over."

"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"

"What's black and white and red all over (updated) Wall Street Journal Online."

"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not screaming and flailing about, like his passengers."

"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."

"Why is the mailman bad at sex? His package cums too quickly"