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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear those loud tennis players last night? They were causing quite the racket."
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"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila"
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"" And a Scottsman says ""Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"""
"Just realized that we are seriously kicking China's ass in cookie technology. So, we've got that going for us, which is nice."
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"A mexican magician tell his audience he will disappear on the count of 3 ""Uno, Dos..."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres"