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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear those loud tennis players last night? They were causing quite the racket."

"So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things."

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"you know when a kid calls their stepmom by their first name? we should weaponize that"

"What do you call a pickle on sale? A sweet Dill."

"What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards? A receding hare line!"

"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"

"My Saturday was going pretty well... Until I realised it was Sunday"

"How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb? He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him."

"On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I'm about a 5."