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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you kiss a canary? Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease."

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"What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? A ""casual tea"""
"I bet by the time you were done listening to The Fray's ""How to Save a Life,"" the person choking on their food would be dead already."
"There's a part of me that still loves you. I hit that part with a hammer. Stupid part."
"What blood type do happy people have? B Positive."
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"What do you call a midget fortune teller who kills his customers? A small medium at large."
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