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Joke of the Day

"My brother had some bad news.. I saw my brother the other day, he told me ""Grandpa got badly burned"" ""Really how badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium"""

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"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."
"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."
"Damn I hate this time of year I just get so damn Claustrophobic"
"The Effects Of Using Beer To Clean A Dirty Toilet www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOwb9h20Gf8"
"Cut to Obama and Biden silently eating schwarma."
"I just got back from the doctors.. And he said I should stop masturbating. I asked ""why?"" and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you""."
"What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats"
"Why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it!"
"What do you call something that is long hard and full of semen? A Submarine."