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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget fortune teller who kills his customers? A small medium at large."
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"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"
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