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"I just spent my entire tax return on guacamole."
"Women who like facials must be a myth. At least, I've never cum across one."
"Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes"
"LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea"
"How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg."
"A Sober Irishman... ."
"What time is it in New York City? 5 past Lundqvist"
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