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Joke of the Day

"Restaurant At restaurant, We wait for a waiter to bring order... Aren,t we waiter too..."

"Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? It's two tired."

"Did you hear about the butt fetishist who finally convinced his girlfriend to peg him? It made his hole weak."

"If I see you being rude to a waitress, I'll spit in your food myself."

"If life begins at conception then I can use the carpool lane for the next few days"

"My Bucket List * ~~Five gallon bucket~~ * ~~Mop bucket~~ * Bucket hat"

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes."

"I didn't say you were ugly, I just said you were facially challenged."

"Why did the stoneworker get fired? Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino \\()/ "