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Joke of the Day

"I bet by the time you were done listening to The Fray's ""How to Save a Life,"" the person choking on their food would be dead already."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."

"During Sex Girl: Promise Me you Won't Break My Heart..., Boy: you are completely Silly Dear it's Not That Much Long"

"I'm getting a new appreciation for black and white films... I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!"

"Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest? Because he has a woodpecker!"

"I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks. *looks up and sees motivational poster on wall* Well this changes everything"

"What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river? Quatro-cinco"

"Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside"

"I bet... ... you clicked here."

"I always like to have snacks while I surf porn. That way, I'm packing on the poundage while I'm pounding on the package."